"I know I'm a bad president, and I got us into a war that we shouldn't be in, made a bill that takes away a lot of your rights, held prisoners against their will with no evidence, tortured other prisoners, screwed over the poor, placed wire taps on you, reacted poorly to a hurricane, started a pointless bill to pursecute gay people, shouldn't even really be president, and probably did a whole lot more evil stuff you haven't even heard about yet...

but punching me is just mean."