My roommate and I often play a game called "Fantasy Fist Fight." We got the idea from an episode of "Venture Bros." in which two of The Monarch's henchmen argue whether Lizzie Borden could beat up Anne Frank. To play, you choose anyone or anything: living, dead, real, not real, human, inhuman, and pit them against each other in a no-holds barred fight to the finish. Test your fantasy fist fight knowledge below!

1) Boba Fett Vs. Dog the Bounty Hunter

2) David Bowie Vs. The Marquis De Sade

3) Keith Moon Vs. The Loch Ness Monster (Moon gets a broadsword) 

answers:

1) Boba Fett has a reputation for fighting to the finish, while Dog is older and would probably weaken first. Fett has galactic bounty hunter training while Dog only takes down fat polonesian dudes. Fett wins and Dog is brought to Cloud City in Carbonite.

2) Bowie holds up well for a while, but is ultimately overtaken by the Marquis' drive to kill Bowie and masturbate into his wounds.

3) Keith Moon was a crazy alcoholic with boundless energy, rhythm, and strength. Give him a medievel weapon and he becomes a force to be reckoned  with. Nessie's scales are far too strong to be broken, except around her neck and belly. A few swings of that broadsword and the renowned Who drummer makes Nessie's head into a maraca.

Stay tuned faithful fist fighters!