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Who'da Thunk?

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

Willie Nelson was issued a misdemeanor citation for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana.

A bear was also arrested for shitting in the woods.

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