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Alex Fossella
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The Baby-Shitters Club

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Sep 13, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Britney Spears

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Britney Spears gave birth to her second son early Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital.

The child was delivered by a scheduled Cesarean section procedure.

When asked why he chose to be delivered Cesarean instead of the usual way, the baby replied, "I didn't want to touch something that was first used by Justin Timberlake and last used by Kevin Federline. I'd rather leave a scar than come out of that failure sandwich."


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Crazy Captions
Sep 18, 2006
Brilliant.
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