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Edward Ayres
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By: Edward Ayres (C)
Submitted: Jan 11, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Governor Arnold Schwarzengger signed a bill ordering a 20% reduction of carbon emissions in California by using alternative fuels such as cellulose fiber. If they'd use celluloid fiber instead they could double it just by burning unused copies of Terminator 3.


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Chad Reiling
Chad Reiling
 Jan 11, 2007
Burning cellulite could've taken them a long way also, and given plastic surgeouns a lucrative new revenue stream. Good for the air, good for the economy.

Edward Ayres
Edward Ayres
 Jan 11, 2007
Shit. Wish I'd thought of that. Maybe that's what that smell was in New York City the other day?
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