So, I got laid last night.

Thank you.

The important part of this tale is not with whom, how, or why. It's to let you all know a piece of information that may prevent an awkward moment in the sack.

In the heat of passion I didn't take my jeans all the way off. We're getting into it, and in the middle she asks me if I have a Mexican roommate.

That seemed like a strange question.

As it turns out, I had a pack of tic-tacs in my pocket.

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