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 Homeland Security to require passports for U.S. entry

By: Andy Pitz (C)
Submitted: Nov 22, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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United States
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The September 11 Commission said in its report, "For terrorists, travel documents are as important as weapons." Terrorists replied, "But if we had to pick, we'd choose weapons."

The Homeland Security Department estimates that about one in four Americans has a passport. Some people have balked at the $97 price tag. Yet one in four Americans owns a large-screen TV, on which they can see pictures of terrorists and curse them out for making the world unsafe before flipping to the Food Network.

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