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Andy Pitz
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By: Andy Pitz (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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A simple acronym entered into people’s cellphone listings, ICE, (in case of emergency) can help emergency room doctors who are trying to track down a patient’s family. Unanticipated side effect:

"Thanks to all my fans who are reaching out to me. My phone is finally ringing again. Word to your mother."


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nick dipaolo
nick dipaolo
Nov 4, 2006
funny man.


tom ryan
tom ryan
Nov 6, 2006
love reading your page.


Sunday Funny
Sunday Funny
Nov 21, 2006
f-u-n-n-y f-u-n-n-y guy

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sarah oconnor
Mar 15, 2009
great guy and love reading his stuff,i wish i could se him.music and films are great and should be proud of himself,i hope his wife is proud because i would be and would do anythink for him.
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