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DailyComedyFake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Dec 23, 2006
Category: News

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Wesley Snipes
10 Jokes

December 25 - December 31

"I said I wanted cash. How am I gonna pay the IRS with a Barnes & Noble gift card?"

-Actor Wesley Snipes, complaining about his Christmas presents.

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MARK WIDENER	Jan 1, 2007 I KNOW I`LL RUN FOR PRESIDENT

M.A. Ross	Jan 2, 2007 Warning! dark humor Run for president!?! Death doesn't settle you debts with the IRS.

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