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By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News

September 25 - October 1

"Oh, yeah? Well you're rubber, I'm glue. Everything you say sticks to me and... Crap! I got that backwards again."

-President George W. Bush, responding to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez calling him the devil.

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