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By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News

July 24—July 30, 2006

"And the fourth and most important reason Israel must be destroyed—Ehud Olmert called me the Arab Milhouse."

-Hezbollah leader, Hassan Nasrallah.

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