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7-Eleven drops Citgo gasoline after Chavez comment

By: Danny Abs (C)
Submitted: Sep 27, 2006
Category: Political

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A week after Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called George W. Bush "the devil," convenience store chain 7-Eleven Inc. said on Wednesday it will stop selling gasoline from Venezuelan-controlled Citgo Petroleum Corp.

7-11 Also announced it will stop selling it's own brand of hot dogs , after discovering they were made with missing neighborhood cats

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