Who am I poems. There once was a man from Nantucket theme here : Who am I poems. Number 1 There once was a guy from L.A. Whose f agness was so apparent he couldn't deny it. He once said looking queer. As he wiped off his Samuari beard. "If Risky Business was a box office bust I'd be sucking dicks for change down on Ventura." Number 2 There once was this Hotel Heiress. Whose vagina was so wide she was embarrassed. She once said looking thin. As six dudes blew their load on her chin. "Do you think my pussy looks like scrambled eggs." Number 3 There once was a guy from Malibu. Who got pulled over for drinking and driving oh boo hoo. He said pissed as shit. As he was totally lit. "I'm not an Anti-Semite you Jew loving pig fuck." Number 4 There once was a guy from the Mississippi. Who like to play with dolls and his pee pee. He said to his fans. As he put on his pink pants. "I hope my N Sync groupies still like my dirty f aggety ass." Answers - 1) Tom "I like balls on my chin" Cruise 2) Paris "Who farted" Hilton 3) Mel "Hitler Rules" Gibson 4) Lance "In my ass" Bass
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