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Colin Dempsey
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I Am Terrified of/Hate Clowns & Magicians

By: Colin Dempsey (C)
Submitted: Dec 1, 2006
Category: News  
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Dirty Mouth

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Below are Images of people who chill me to the bone, these captions are what they are saying to me in my mind

 

"Im going to shoot myself out of a cannon and into your nightmares. Then I`m gonna fuck you up"

"Of course your going to die! The rabit told me so!!"

  

"This wig covers my exposed worm ridden brain! Thats how I control what you do"

"You like card tricks? Heres one...AAAaaarrggh!!!!Die!!!"

"If I paralyzed you with hypnoses, which I can do by the way. This bird would eat you in a matter of weeks, but you would die and stop feeling pain near the end of the first"


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troy
Dec 6, 2006
funny stuff-


Colin Dempsey
Colin Dempsey
Dec 22, 2006
Thanks Troy!
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