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Colin Dempsey
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Split the Rent Double The Anxiety

By: Colin Dempsey (C)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Lance Bass

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ROOMMATES MADNESS

During my set I talk about my room mate John who is mentaly unbalanced and suffers with Alcoholism. Most people think I put up with him becuase he is a fellow Irishman. Wrong! He scares me! I want him to leave but am affraid to ask. Above is john having a costume party in the appartment, on his own......Its not even halloween, its Febuary 25th!! John has great skills such as Drinkning, playing the Bass Guitar and is a cracking shot with a Rifle. Multitasking (Drinking & Shooting) is not a skill he pocesses. Several horrificaly injured deer and other such game that survived although somewhat tramatised in upstate New York is evidence of this. 

Some animals even survived with down right embarrising injurys like a bullet hole through the ear or had a nervous breakdown 

  


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Marlena *
Marlena *
Aug 17, 2006
Is rent really that high there? I am not moving ever!


Colin Dempsey
Colin Dempsey
Aug 28, 2006
The rent isnt that high but the room mates are that crazy!no joke, he now has Two turtles in his room and just brought home a parrot last night! His room measures 8' x 14'!!!!
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