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Tom Steffen
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 Dell to Recall 4.1M Laptop Batteries

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2006
Category: News  
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 (AP) DALLAS - Dell Inc. said Monday it will recall 4.1 million notebook computer batteries because they can overheat and catch fire.

1) ---when I look over my list of places I'd rather not have a fire break out, my lap is pretty near the top.

2) --- Wow, looking at this internet porn on my laptop is really making me feel hot "down there."

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Laurie Kilmartin
Laurie Kilmartin
 Aug 15, 2006
ha ha!

nick dipaolo
nick dipaolo
 Aug 19, 2006
love it!
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