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By: Brent Dawson (C)
Submitted: Aug 24, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

After 140 years of abolition a resident of a small Oklahoma town decided that the 13th amendment was bullshit by announcing the grand opening of a new store called Gus' Coon and Taxidermy.

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