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Paris Hilton Single

By: Brent Dawson (C)
Submitted: Aug 11, 2006
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Julst listened to Paris Hilton's single off of her soon to be released album Paris and broke out with genital warts on my ear.

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MARK WIDENER

Dec 15, 2006
SINGLE. WHY OF COURSE ,EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DON`T MARRY A WHORE.

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