Republican Senator, Rick Santorum, giving his concession speech on election night, surrounded by his family, all wondering why God hates their dad.

Written by Joe Wilson

WASHINGTON D.C. (PoopyCaca.com) – Some have accused Democrats of gloating after the election day win of both the House and Senate and if sales of the hottest new ring tone are any indication, gloating has never been more profitable.

Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, who lost to Bob Casey this past Tuesday, made a concession speech, surrounded by his wife and crying children, and now that speech is the number one selling ring tone in the country.

According to Billboard, Santorum’s ring tone speech has outsold all others, a first for a spoken word ring tone. “It’s usually musicians at the top of the list, not conservative Republicans,” said Bill Ferguson, Billboard Ring Tone Analyst.

Santorum, whose conservative, religious political positions included his argument that if gay marriage was allowed in this country, making sex with animals legal would be next, lost his bid for re-election in Pennsylvania, but sales of his ring tone speech are a national phenomenon.

“I hate that guy,” explained Cookie Williams, a hair stylist in West Hollywood, California, “I Tivo’d his speech and burnt DVD’s of it for all my friends, I’ve got a picture of him giving the speech as my screen saver and the ring tone is like a birthday present every time I get a call.”