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Phil Hall
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 Phil's guide to Middle East peace

By: Phil Hall (C)
Submitted: Oct 13, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Syria
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The other day I was scanning the food sections of three newspapers – the New York Times, the Washington Post and the Boston Globe.  All had articles on Middle Eastern cuisine, albeit from different cultural demographics.  The Times focused on the Sephardic Jewish cooking, the Post on the foods prepared by the Catholic and Orthodox populations, and the Globe went for the Ramadan meals for Muslims.

And guess what – the Jews, Christians and Muslims were all eating the same thing!  In fact, all three articles interviewed people from the same part of the region (the Syrian city of Aleppo).

To which I say to these groups: Just go into a kitchen together and start cooking – you’ll see how much you genuinely have in common.  Forget about sending Condi Rice to the Middle East...send Rachael Ray and have her get the warring parties around a stove.  We’d have both peace and dinner in less than 30 minutes!

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BJ Languid
BJ Languid
 Oct 31, 2006
Funny--I like the idea of Rachael Ray brokering peace.
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