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Defining "Failure"

By: Phil Hall (C)
Submitted: Sep 8, 2006
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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My pal DJ just sent me this e-mail:

1- Go to www.Google.com

2- Type in "Failure"

3- Look at the first listing.

So I followed his instructions. And this was the first Google listing for "Failure":

Biography of President George W. Bush

Biography of the 43rd President of the United States.
www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html - 19k - Cached - Similar pages

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Felix

Sep 8, 2006
I think you said enough. This is so good it has to be fattening.

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