Wrestling stokes the savage teen Margaret Lillard, The Associated Press Teenagers who watch pro wrestling on TV are more likely to behave violently than other kids, Wake Forest University researchers reported today... Sexual lyrics prompt teens to have sex By LINDSEY TANNER, AP Medical Writer CHICAGO - Teens whose iPods are full of music with raunchy, sexual lyrics start having sex sooner than those who prefer other songs, a study found.... In other news, people splatted to death on the ground are more likely to have enjoyed skydiving. Also, dude who ate all your fries more likely to be a jackass, so experts conclude french fries cause jackassery. Or maybe ... nah ... yeah, yeah, it's coming to me. Maaaaaybe violent kids enjoy wrestling more than average kids. And horny kids like 'raunchy' music. Nah, before televised wrestling there was zero violence and kids waited until marriage to have sex. Chastity belts were just comfortable.
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