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Tag! You're in trouble!

By: Chad Riden (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2006
Category: News

Massachusetts schools have banned children from playing "Tag" and ordered them to invent a new no-contact version of the game for safety reasons.

Popular alternatives include "Sit and Pout" and "Do Nothing And Get Fatter."

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