The biggest problem with Internet dating is the bullshit that comes with people's photos. People like to make themselves seem trimmer than they are. Most pictures I've seen have women positioned next to something that will offset their size: a piano, a tall building. Standing in the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

And when they show up on the date you are confused.

"Susan?"

"Don't you recognize me?"

"Well, you look a little different not standing next to the Lincoln Memorial. Move over here, next to this newsstand... ah yes, it IS you. Nice to meet you."