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Space Shuttle Atlantis Lands Safely

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

"It's nice to be back," said the Space Shuttle's commander, Captain Brent Jett.

His comment was seconded by Mission Specialist Rex Rocket, Lieutenant Jane Spaceway, and Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen.

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