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Spinach E.coli Outbreak

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2006
Category: News

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The FDA said today that it has traced the source of the fatal, spinach-borne e.coli outbreak to a company called Natural Selection Foods.

Natural Selection?? C'mon! They're almost daring you to try it and see who lives or dies!

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