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Lindsay Lohan Fights with Mom

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Lindsay Lohan Fights with Mom

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News

Actress Lindsay Lohan got into a screaming match with mother Dina at a restaurant, upon discovering that the celebu-mom and friends were already on their second bottle of Cristal when the star arrived. As Linday stormed out minutes later, she was heard to shout, "Me and my homie Jay-Z say fuck this shit! Cristal dissed us! No baby-momma mine be down with dat!"

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