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Headlines of the times

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News

"The New York Times" Sept. 3, 2006

"Opium Harvest at Record Level in Afghanistan"

Damn, I knew I should have invested in those opium futures.

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