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Headlines of the times

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News

"AM New York" Aug. 24, 2006,

"Iran nuke talks too little: U.S."

Well, you know our country. We always liked those chatty smart bombs.

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