Cruising Pluto

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Cruising Pluto

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News

Astronomers in Prague today have decided Pluto is no longer a planet. In related news, producers in Hollywood have decided Tom Cruise is no longer a star.

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