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By: David Z (C)
Submitted: Sep 9, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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50 Cent
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NEW YORK - Rapper 50 Cent was arrested in Manhattan on Friday for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, driving without insurance and driving without a vehicle registration.

He was let go after a friend showed up with proof that 50 Cent owned the vehicle.... A gold plated, diamond encrusted vehicle registration that was attached to the large bottom of an African American woman, named "shorty", wearing a thong bikini,  who happened to be celebrating her birthday at the time....Ya feel me?


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