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"That's Drunk!"

By: David Z (C)
Submitted: Sep 8, 2006
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Paris Hilton
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Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving.
Police tested her for intoxication after seeing her drive erratically. After failing the test, Paris grabbed the police officer's fresh, Dunkin Donut coffee, poured it all over herself and proclaimed... That's Hot!

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