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Julia Gorin
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New Black Man on Campus

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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The AP reported that Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison chose to use Thomas Jefferson’s Koran “because it showed that a visionary like Jefferson believed that wisdom could be gleaned from many sources.”

Of course, had Ellison lived when Jefferson did, Jefferson would have owned him.

Meanwhile, all that stuff about Muslims being the new black man doesn't make any sense to me. If Muslims are the new black man, why are so many black men, like Ellison, converting to Islam? Because they don’t feel black enough? Because they want to get in on the Muslims’ lucrative African slave trade?

Regardless, it’s nice to see Ellison respecting the founding father. After all, Jefferson may very well be his great-great grandfather.


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Habiba Sahznar
Habiba Sahznar
Jan 8, 2007
The first and last paragraphs make for a quite funny joke. However, you really let yourself down with your need to inject all your pissy comments about Islam. Don't get me wrong, you can be as pissy about Islam as you like (though it seems astonishin


Nathan Will
Nathan Will
Jan 10, 2007
Julia--
My name is Nathan, and I've been following your writing for several months now; I don't think I've written before. Just wanted to say that I think your articles are great. What first caught my attention was that you, unlike most New Yorker


Nathan Will
Nathan Will
Jan 10, 2007
P.S. Please forgive me if I wrongly assumed that you are from New York. Both of your comedy videos I've seen were in New York, but your location here says Las Vegas. I hope that you are not insulted with my error! ;)


Con Chapman
Con Chapman
Jan 23, 2007
Extra credit for courage--for pointing out that slavery is still practiced in Muslim countries, and in some is justified by the Koran. Puts a lot of handwringing in the US in perspective.
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