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The Detroit Free Press reports that the first Muslim Congressman, Keith Ellison, "said he'd use the Quran during his swearing-in ceremony next week. 'On Jan. 4, I will go swear an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States. I'll place my hand on the Quran.'"
That's like saying, "I'll swear an oath to uphold the principles of capitalism by placing my hand on the Communist Manifesto."
Speaking at the annual convention of the Muslim American Society and the Islamic Circle of North America, Ellison "said that Muslims can help teach America about justice and equal protection."
That's like saying the Aztecs and Mayans could have helped teach Queen Elizabeth about high tea etiquette.
Dec 27, 2006
I love this joke. You think just like me.
Please keep the racist jokes coming. I think I'm in love.
Andrew
Dec 27, 2006
This joke is xenophobic, closed-minded and utterly retarded. All of those things could be forgiven. But what can't be forgiven is...it's not funny! It's just plain hateful.r
kimmy williams
Dec 27, 2006
r
you mean, 'It's just plain honest."
Andrew
Dec 27, 2006
Don't be stupid. What is honest about cheap, ill-informed comments?
Explain to me the 'honesty' in this joke, you big dumb cow.
K. Dilkington
Dec 27, 2006
Isn't it obvious? Julia and her friend Kimmy are 'honestly' the biggest pair of dumb cunts that ever lived.
kimmy williams
Dec 27, 2006
Julia ~ Kudos to you for being able to articulate and express the 'fucked up' feeling the world gives you.
'Fuck-Ups' are all around us - you see it here - spewing forth caustic hateful venom - dickless wonders - they try and compensate in vain
Andrew
Dec 27, 2006
How does that utterly moronic comment about peckers and venom explain the 'honesty' of this joke?
How about answering the question put to you, you pathetic cow?
Habiba Sahznar
Dec 27, 2006
Speaking as someone who was raised both dickless and Muslim, I feel I have a particular right to chime in at this point.
Personally, the joke doesn't offend me, but I do agree that you would have to have an irrational hatred for an entire religion
Andrew
Dec 27, 2006
well, if you're going to talk sense, then I'm just going to take my toys and go home!
This is no place for civilized debate!
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