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Julia Gorin
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By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Dec 19, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Jimmy Carter
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Jimmy Carter has turned down an invitation by Brandeis University to debate professor Alan Dershowitz about Carter’s new book Palestine: Peace not Apartheid. Carter told the Boston Globe, “I don’t want to have a conversation even indirectly with Dershowitz.”

That’s Carterese for: “What? I’m not going to some Jewish university to talk about Israel with some Jew lawyer!”


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Tommy Dickfingers
 Dec 19, 2006
and this bit is Cunterese for 'not funny.'
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