Michael J. Fox has admitted that before testifying for Congress or shooting a political ad, he doesn't take his medication--for maximum effect to show how bad Parkinson's Disease is.

Indeed, in the much talked-about commercial he did for successful Missouri Senate candidate Claire McCaskill, it was obvious that Michael hadn't taken his embryo pills before the shoot.

Perhaps the Democrats really could be our best hope for cures to debilitating diseases and paraplegia. After all, if they're able to raise the dead to vote again, they can certainly heal the paralyzed to walk again.

On a related note, given the euphoria over the Democratic victory last week--from places like Syria, Iran and France--one can understand Democrats' obsession with stem cells: they're gonna need as many as they can get to rebuild their spines. 

Don't worry, Dems--with you guys in charge, the kids will be experimenting on embryos in lab class before we know it!