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David Blaine Doing It Again...

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2006
Category: News

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The rules of November's DailyComedy.com "Get Discovered" contest were: "Write a caption for the photo."

And the winner of DailyComedy.com's "Get Discovered" Contest for November, 2006 and the $200 cash prize is...

Day 6 of 30 day goal of David Blaine jerking off non-stop in front of a plate of turkey.

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Genevieve Walters	Nov 3, 2006 LOL!! Awesome Scot!

Scot Marinick	Nov 3, 2006 Thanks Genevieve.. Cracks me up, too..That guy is to much..:)

BJ Languid	Nov 3, 2006 Gets my vote so far. Hilarious.

Scot Marinick	Nov 3, 2006 Thanks BJ! Scot...

Sunday Funny	Nov 22, 2006 funny! you bastard!

Scot Marinick	Nov 23, 2006 haha

Colin Dempsey	Dec 1, 2006 Congrats, r Funniest by far - I know when im beaten! Damn you scot...damn you to hell!!

Scot Marinick	Dec 1, 2006 hahaha...

Chris Quimby	Dec 4, 2006 I think it's disgusting. Congratulations, but yuck.

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