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Plastic Man Would Kill All Their Butts

By: Abby Scott (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

U.S. gymnastics team member Chellsie Memmel receives bonus points for giving birth mid-air.

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tacodaemon	Oct 20, 2006 Seeing photos like that appearing on news sites around the world makes her mother proud to have spent all that money on gymnastics lessons all Chellsie's life.

Suli Astor	Oct 31, 2006 Now that is effin funny!

Beth Schumann	Oct 31, 2006 Zooming in on the look on her face makes your funny joke even funnier! Nice work.

Bill Lake	Nov 1, 2006 Funny! Congrats on the home page stuff.

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