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Nintendo's Wii can help you shed pounds

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: Sports

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After six weeks and 21 hours of total game play on Nintendo's new game console, Philadelphia resident Mickey DeLorenzo is nine pounds lighter and making a splash with his new svelte self. This Spring Mickey can truly make a canon ball with his new girlish figure of 250 lbs !!

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