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I'm Suri's Yours.

By: Matt Golightly (C)
Submitted: Sep 7, 2006
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OK, now I’m confused. So if the rumors are true, and Chris Klein really is the father; then how did they get the baby out of Tom Cruise and into Katie Holmes?

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kimmy williams	Sep 7, 2006 ...maybe we should ask Janet Reno.r do-do-do-do-do,...take you out in the Suri with the FRINGE on top...

Tommy Munoz	Sep 15, 2006 Oh it's a gay joke, right?

MARK WIDENER	Apr 26, 2007 LOOKS LIKE AN OLD PAUL McCARTNEY PHOTO. TOM THE HACK.

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