LONDON, England -- Fashion icon and award-winning singer and actress Cher is clearing her Malibu home of its Gothic contents and reshaping her life in a giant garage sale. Among the items emanating from Cher’s closet cleaning; nearly 800 costumes and pieces of gem encrusted jewelry, over 150 works of art, 30 plus pieces of furniture, an Oscar, a Grammy, an Emmy, 3 Golden Globes, Tom Cruise, Bert and Ernie, Mike Piazza, every “metro sexual” who has ever worn a “salmon” shirt, Peppermint Patty, the brakes for Sonny Bono’s skis, Snagglepuss, Jeff Gordon, and my internet history folder after writing this joke.