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Does Mel Gibson Really Hate The Jews???

By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: Aug 8, 2006
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While many of you may be shocked at Mel Gibson and his alleged drunken tirade against the Jews, this was not an isolated incident. The world-famous actor and director has, in fact, has been caught making anti-Semitic remarks in several other occasions. But honestly, who really hasn't? Hey, I'm Jewish and have uttered several thousand anti -Semitic comments in just the past three hours.

Anyway, here is a quick rundown of some the insensitive remarks made by Mr. Gibson throughout his career. Is it a Jew hater? You be the the judge...

January 21, 1996-

After Gibson accepts his ninth Golden Globe award for his war epic Braveheart (unexpectedly, in the category of “Best Director For a Musical, Comedy, Snuff Film or Puppet Show”), an inebriated Gibson begins a diatribe blaming Aleutian Eskimo Jews for the failure of Clear Pepsi in the United States. Globes host and five-time Oscar winner Emmanuel Lewis tries to subdue an increasingly violent Gibson, but to no avail. Lewis is eventually tossed into the audience by Gibson, where he lands in the ass of actor Sean Penn. The "Webster" star remains wedged in Penn's ass to this very day, which, if you think about it, may explain a lot about Penn’s personality.

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November 16, 1988
During the filming of Lethal Weapon 2, Gibson, high on crystal meth and Frankenberry cereal, screams at co-star Joe Pesci for several hours about “the Seven Freemason hook-nose bankers who control the world’s Play-Doh supply”. Gibson ends his rant after he realizes that he was actually yelling at a movie camera tripod and not Mr. Pesci. Gibson, however, develops a relationship with the tripod and later casts it as his love interest in the disappointing flop Air America.

Sept. 4, 1992
After making some insensitive comments in a Spanish magazine, Gibson is accused of homophobia by gay groups in Europe. When the story reaches the States, Gibson immediately backpeddles, releasing the following statement through his publicists: “Please forgive me; I just assumed all you homos were also Jews. I apolgize to all Christian, Muslim and ‘dot-head’ f*gs who were offended by my remarks”.

Jan. 3, 1964
For his birthday party, an 8-year-old Gibson forces his friends to Rome to protest the progressive doctrines of Vatican II. In 1965, however, nobody wants to come to Mel's 9th birthday, and the new rules are enacted by the Vatican II Council (and the National Hockey League) to become Church Law.

Worst episode ever
In the ensuing years, Vatican II continues to infuriate Gibson--so much so that for years Gibson becomes leery of doing sequels. He changes his mind in 1985, however, during the filming of Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome. Gibson decides that even though sequels do suck, they sure can finance one’s hate-filled coked-up rantings.

Dec. 4, 2003:
During the filming of the Passion of the Christ, one of the film extras playing a Jew complains to Gibson about the historical accuracy of his costume. Gibson is incensed, claiming that it’s a well-known fact that “all Jews wore red horns and held pitchforks during Biblical times”. When the extra still protests, Gibson proceeds to stab the him in the face several times with the prop pitchfork and a copy of the New Testament. The hysterical director doesn’t calm down until his assistant finally brings Gibson his favorite sp*ked cilice belt and a cup of iced moccachino

April 16 1990:
To drum up some extra publicity for the now AFI 100 classic film Bird on a Wire, Gibson agrees to appear on the popular game show "Win, Lose or Draw" with his father Hutton Gibson, famous Holocaust denier and break-dancing instructor. The father and son tandem, proceed to get the 2nd worst score in "Draw" history, barely beating the all-time worst score attained by the Budwesier dog mascot Spuds McKenzie only a week earlier.

The low point came midway through the second round of the show. Son Mel seemingly drew a picture of a cow, but Dad Hutton claimed the picture was “the blood that the evil Shylocks drink from Christian babies.”

END

(I apologize to all readers who were angered by this article. The fact that I did not put these Gibson events in proper chronological order was disgusting and inexcusable. You see, I never learned how to use the “cut and paste” feature on my computer. I’ve been living with this shameful secret all my life, and it feels good to finally come clean).


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