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So, the Jolie-Pitt baby pics came out. And I gotta tell you for five seconds I had the following thought, "You know what, I'd f**k that baby." And I'm not a babyf**ker. Some people get mad when I say that, which in turn makes me mad. I mean come on. Look at my picture. Clearly, I can do better than a baby.
Think of this joke as my version of a public service announcement. Someone, some where is going to try and f**k that baby. I mean it's already got Angelina's gigantic lips, a set of double D's, and probably a steel-plated penis that shoots gold coins. Two people that hot can only create an alien baby. So, let's help that kid out and at the very least put it in some kind of f**k-retardant suit until it's at least 21.
Jul 11, 2006
She should marry you, you can have babies and then...guess what?
BJ Languid
Oct 27, 2006
Fucking hilarious! Please post more, as I'm a babyfucker too and feel so alone in the world...
Genevieve Walters
Nov 1, 2006
Even if it is good looking, you know the thing is gonna be a psycho when it grows up...going between mommy and daddy's third husband/wives house..
whatever
you are funny as hell! and I clearly, am not.
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