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Ari Mannis
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My trip to China Town

By: Ari Mannis (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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So I just got back from China Town, or Asia Town, not really sure, all I know is there were many pointy eyes, anyway I learned something there, and thought I would share it with you all, so I was on the train and a little Chinese girl started crying, it was so weird, Chinese babies cry just like our American babies, I don’t know I always thought, that we were the only ones who cried, it was just a weird thing to hear. So I didn’t know what to do, finally I just got up, and I said “Stop crying ching chong I’m trying to read", because here in America we know how to read. For some reason I got all these disturbing looks from all the pandas in the train, pshh like they could understand what I was saying, I was talking in English. Then some ching chong panda on the train, stands up and says "We're not Chinese were Korean." Um hello there ping-pong its the same thing.


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Maria Shehata
Maria Shehata
Jul 7, 2006
You should probably learn how to spell Korean if you're going to make fun of them for not being able to read.


Ari Mannis
Ari Mannis
Jul 8, 2006
Thanks for reading, my next entry will make fun of peope who correct spelling.
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