Well it was a Sunday night, bored out of my mind like usual, so off of the suggestion of two ManRib’s in my math class I downloaded the movie She’s the Man and let me spare you two hours, now before watching the movie I had seen the previews, and it looked like the stupidest piece of shit, but even I the Ari has been fooled before. So I started the movie, the first few minutes started with Amanda Bines, from now on I will refer to as flatty, so anyway it shows how flatties soccer team is in big trouble boo hoo, now this really pissed me off, because ManRibs’s do not play soccer, they kick a ball around, so anyway flatty goes out and tries to make a Man’s soccer team, which in real life would be impossible, as ManRib’s are slower, weaker, and less of a person than us men, anyway it was a movie, so I’d let the director have her make believe fun, basically the whole time watching this predictable sack of crap, I was wondering why I was still watching it, but I always stick it out until the end, so of course struggles in the beginning, makes the team, people find out she’s a ManRib and then they forgive her. After watching this I think I might go out and rent all copies of this movie, then burn them in the store, laughing historically while saving many people from this terrible movie.

Basically after reading this I hope I have saved you all from watching this ManRibish predictable bag of dog shit on fire.

Definition of ManRib = Any female/girl

History of ManRib = Eve was made from Adams rib, which means she is a ManRib, which in turn means all females are ManRib’s, this word was created by the great Ari.

Heres a picture of flatty