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Knicks Sell 1800 Season Tickets

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2010
Category: Sports

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The New York Knicks set a new record by taking deposits on 1,800 new season tickets in two weeks. Partly because no one who used to have season tickets wants to keep them.

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