For each pair of Google searches, choose the one that returns the greater number of search results.*

1) a. "anal fissures" b. "vaginal itching"

2) a. "Blacks are stupid" b. "Jews control the media"

3) a. "Paris Hilton" & "dumb ass" b. "Paris Hilton" & "skank"

4) a. "dirty Sanchez" b. "rusty trombone"

5) a. "hot Asian teens" b. "fat girls naked"

6) a. "Janet Reno is sexy" b. "Rosie O'Donnell is sexy"

7) a. "Michael Jackson" & "pedophile" b. "Whitney Houston" & "crackhead"

*search results as of August 20, 2006, 2:35 EDT

answers: 1)a 2)b 3)b 4)a 5)b 6)a 7)a