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Toyota's Problems

By: Dasher (C)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2010
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Toyota's problems are widespread and scary! Everyone is frightened!

I got in a friend's Prius the other day and, when he turned the ignition on, the voice in the navigation unit started reciting the Rosary.

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Gary Bachman	Feb 9, 2010 another good one, Dasher, a real pleasure to read your material!

Dasher	Feb 9, 2010 Thanks, Gary. Your stuff is right at the top of my "must read" list, as well. You are a dangerously funny man!

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