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The Prius to The Pius??

By: Ian Sanetee (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Toyota announces solution to the Prius brake problem by simply renaming car the Pius…. You still won’t stop and you will still die…but you are guaranteed going to Heaven.

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