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Radical Islamic Football Players Attempt to Use Liquid Explosives Disguised As Gatorade to Blow Up Coach

By: Jeff Caldwell (C)
Submitted: Aug 10, 2006
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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"He made us run more gassers than the infidel players," said third-year defensive back Salim Cooper.

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Laurie Kilmartin	Aug 10, 2006 Funny. damn you!

Chris Mata	Aug 11, 2006 Man, that's great!

Brian	Aug 15, 2006 That would make a great Onion headline, and the quote below isn't even needed. Awesome.

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